I wonder how one goes about discovering a talent such as this? There are millions of artists, but there is only 1 Pricasso, or at least his website says something like that.

This cat can paint a portrait in 20 minutes using his prick as the brush and his butt cheecks to cover larger areas with paint. That is some sick artistic shit.

A few samples of his talented prick paintings.

The pope with friends in Australia… wow, I wish I had that for my wall

Prick portrait - painting the prick… ah, I mean painting with his prick.

george bush portrait

 

Check out this video of Pricasso at work. BTW, If you want a Pricasso masterpiece of your own, you can get one at pricasso.com

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Janos Baranyai sports injury - weightlifting. Olympic weightlifter, Janos Baranyai, really pushed himself a little to far and dislocated his elbow from the extreme the weight. This is sick, look at the agony on his face and I would imagine he is done with the 2008 Olympic games. This was the first Olympics for Hungarian Weightlifter Janos Baranyai

baranyai olympics sick sports injury

next, theres the point that ruined his chance of winning,his elbow goes out as Janos loses control of the insane weight above him. Janos’s elbow twists around and the back of his elbow goes to the front.

dropped it, ouch, ouch and ouch again. That really sucks to work so hard and have your body fail you when it really counts.

agony in Beijing

the damage, he is all done and unfortunately lost his shot. I guess no matter how much muscle you can grow, your body will always have a limit to the stress it will take.

This happened at 148 kg, the worlds record for lifting is 173kg. I hear he was also the only weightlifter competing for his country.

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More sick police brutality, I wonder where the dash cam video is of this shit. This is not a new story. Actually, it happened a few weeks back but for some reason I am just hearing about it.

Seems a 16 year old boy fell off a bridge for reasons unknown. He fell 30 feet onto the freeway below and luckily lived. He did break his back as a few other things. Here is the controversy…

When the police arrived, they claimed he was not cooperating with their orders( as in stand up) and tasered the kid with the broken back who was bloodied and just fell off a 30 foot bridge 19 TIMES! YES, 19 times. They did not question whether he could stand up, but just kept zapping him for not doing so. I guess after 19 times and a few witness statements they may have realized… well, he just couldn’t stand up due to the whole broken back problem.

Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t it customary to NOT MOVE anyone who may have a broken back or neck? Also, this kid is not a criminal, or a suspect to any crime, he is just laying under a bridge, bloody, for reasons unknown when the cops arrive.

19 TIMES!

Now, the excuse by the cops is this… he was being incoherent (wonder why? 30 feet of gravity maybe) and they were using the tasers to subdue him for “his own safety” so he would stay away from traffic.

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Come now, It’s been over a year since we reworked the politically incorrect word of “torture” into the politically correct term of “interrogation”. Why has the world not yet thrown out websters and replaced it with the U.S. administrations dictionary? WTF people?

Come on guys, it could be fun… see her smile.

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Madame Tussauds, the museum made famous for it’s chamber of horrors and decapitations now adds one more decapitation to its list, the decapitation of Adolf Hitler, a half century to late unfortunately.

If you ever wondered how long a statue of Hitler may last in Berli, the answer is not over a minute or 1 visitor as the second visitor jumped the display and ripped off Hitler’s head at the opening.

Hitler had a security guard and was seated behind a table that was meant to protect the wax statue, guess he may have needed a few body guards as well.

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I guess I have been on a sick food trip lately… so here is some more sick ass food - barbecued dog, YUMMY! ahhh… NOT! These fools are a bit twisted.

I Understand the argument that people eat animals and that dogs are just another animal, however I do not sleep with a cow in my bed nor would I trust a chicken to safe guard my home. My child does not play fetch with a fish nor would that same fish attack anyone that threatened him like my dog would.

The dog is my kids best friend and when he was a toddler, the dog never let him out of his sight. The dog is part of the family and hurting such a loyal and trusting animal willfully is beyond our comprehension. Killing the dog and eating him is unthinkable and far too grotesque for even the worst of nightmares. Sick food for sure

This is a pic from a Korean protest against the dog meat market

Some years back, a neighborhood Korean restaurant got busted. They were kidnapping dogs from yards and serving them up as chicken. The dozens of missing pets and the matching heads in the dumpster behind the “eatery” did them in. They got busted for animal cruelty, the doggy eatery got closed down and the pet executioners got fined.

The newspapers wrote that due to cultural differences, they believed dogs were fair game and did nothing wrong. It seems chicken got to expensive and dog was free (stolen). Needless to say, they got closed down and each person who ever ate there probably puked and now stays far away from Korean cuisine.

Korea, Vietnam, China and other Asian country’s do have doggies on the menu and I gotta say, it doesn’t look very appetizing, actually, its some sick shit!

There is something very sick with eating “man’s best friend” and sadly, the dogs are not killed in any way that would be considered humane. Many are beaten to death, bludgeoned or stabbed. If they are used as sick food, there should be a better way to raise and slaughter the animals. PETA would have a field day out there, but I doubt PETA has an Asian Chapter.

This image is from a site called artfreaks and the description really pulls at my heart strings. Talk about some sick and twisted shit.

Outrageous. Shocking. And very sad indeed… This poor dog met a very unhappy end to its no doubt miserable life. The eyes are stricken with terror and pain - the mouth still snarling viciously, even after the poor creature has been roasted to a cinder.
Until I saw this, I could somehow never really believe that people actually eat dogs in the Philippines. And, to be fair, even now, I am sure that the percentage of the population that do so is pretty small.
I stumbled across this dog’s head on a barbecue when I was taking my neighbor’s dog for a walk around the back of a newly constructed house on the estate where I live. On enquiry, I found out from one of the construction workers that they had bought the dog when it was still alive, for 200 pesos - (about US$ $4.00 - slightly less than a day’s wages for a building laborer here.) The dog was, apparently, killed by being beaten to death and then knifed, in order to let the blood out.
Now, I have to admit, I do enjoy eating “balut” (duck embryos - they are very tasty and do wonders for the libido!)
But this is one item on the menu here in the Philippines that I would dearly love to see removed forever…

I have never been to the Philippines, but the local cuisine makes me ill. This picture of the “home made muzzle” is horribly rotten. WTF?

I found this story about an asian dog meat market from a site called… Chinasucks.com, go figure

Xichang, known as China’s “space city” and capital city of the Liangshan Yi Nationality Autonomous Prefecture in southwestern Sichuan Province, People’s Republic of China.

These are pictures of a market area on an embankment above the river in the old part of town. At the front there are puppies and kittens for sale as pets and further back are about 100 dogs waiting to be selected by customers. When selected the vendor puts the dog in a sack and weighs it. After a price is agreed the purchaser kills his dog and butchers it (sometimes in that order, more often in the reverse order). Business was brisk with a dog being killed about ever 5 minutes. There seemed to be two techniques. The one man technique was to hit the dog twice on the head with a wooden plank which dazed it sufficiently to make it safe for him to plunge his knife into its jugular without getting bitten. He then held the dog up by the tail until it bled into unconsciousness - he would then proceed to butcher it with the dog coming in and out of consciousness. With the two man technique, one man held the dog up by her tail while the other pulled the neck back with a wire round the dog’s neck. The first man was then able to reach down, again without fear of being bitten, to sever the jugular vein. Since the dog was in no way stunned, she struggled and howled and urinated until passing out. The watching dogs were also shaking and howling. The dog was flung onto her back and the butchering began - consciousness returned on lying flat but she was too weak then to struggle much. One of the men laid down his knife and put his mouth to the inside of the dog’s hind leg.

article I found about the growth of the Chinese dog meat market

Growth of the Chinese Dog-Meat Market

The Chinese market has emerged with the appearance of Saint Bernard breeders on the scene, and has proliferated, partly due to Government funding. Dog farms are currently springing up all over China, with industry ads boasting high rates of return, three times as profitable as poultry, and four times as profitable as raising pigs. Chinese dog farmers believe that in a few short years, dog farms will become as prolific as those raising sheep and cattle. In Peixian for example, 300,000 dogs are slaughtered annually. Some farms raise as many as 100,000 dogs a year, most for slaughter but some also for their fur. The animals are killed at about 6 months of age.

Dog vs. rice? I would so pick the rice.

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OK, WTF? Exactly what the hell is in these things that fungus and bacteria refuse such a prime meal? This is some sick shit. I am not too sure if its a good thing or a bad thing… On one hand, it’s obvious the food is totally free of any fungus or bacteria when you get it. On the other hand… it may be resistant to it.

My backyard garden just got KILLED by some crazed fungus, maybe I should crush some Mickey D’s french fries and spread em around the tomato plants, seems to be a great fungicide.

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This has been circulating around conspiracy theory sites for some time now, but, I gotta say.. it’s pretty creepy. Nostradamus has nothing on this shit.  Looks like ad agencies can predict the future as well as make us buy their products.

This ad for Pakistan Airlines is real, go figure Pakistani airlines actually ran an ad like this… or maybe… the ad is where the original idea came from… hmmm, we’ll never know.

The advertisement appeared on page 143 of the March 19, 1979 issue of Le Point, as well as a few other places.

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This is some sick shit, check out this video about the burger museum.  Seems the half life of a Mickey D’s cheeseburger may be longer than the some of the foam containers they used to use to package them. Yikes, kiddies.

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Every now and then you come across a product that really makes you wonder about whether its totally cool or sickly stupid. Either way, I love this shit.

So here’s the sales pitch…

 With this incredible invention, you can get a fierce tattoo as quick and easy as putting on a shirt. Just slip one of these Tattoo Sleeves over your arm and you’ll be the envy of every dock worker and biker chick for miles around.

and, the testimonial…

Tattoo Sleeves have changed our lives. Now, when we walk through warehouse districts and dark alleyways, people see our tattoos and get out of the way.

As a bonus..

When you turn 30 and need to get a real job, you’ll save yourself thousands on laser removal.

For $11.89 you and a buddy can get matching tattoos, they are sold in 2 packs. What a bargain. The downside, is that you will need to take your shopping to Stupid.com and have that appear on your credit card statement.

check it out

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