Here are some sick and twisted jobs you may want to stay away from… The following are either people with really sick jobs or just people doing a really sick job.

Or you can click here to check out the gallery of sick & dirty jobs plus images of the jobs that donkeys do.

Target holder

Here is a crazy sick job, what would his title be? Or better yet, what was his price?

Check this one out, the deodorant tester / armpit sniffer. WTF? Yep, this looks like something they would have done in the 1950’s.

Elephant pooper scooper

Basket Bicycle delivery, a bit overloaded maybe

How about this crazy sick job, car cleaner (in g-string) at the mud derby, I think she has a lot of work ahead of her.

Sick Job, Human Pie target

Purple penguin, not liking his job today

The protester, and hey, this fool may be worse off than the others, he is most likely not even being paid. This is like sick volunteering.

Pollution inspector. That just seems like a really dirty job and yes, some sick shit running through his fingers

Cow transport - when you have no truck, just improvise

Here are more images of some sick jobs

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We know gas prices are getting high, here are a few very green alternatives to gas.
Benifits are huge… Your fuel bill is in the form of hay. No need to worry about mechanical or electrical malfunctions and replacing the engine only takes a minute.

You can also make your donkey car look cool and stylish by adding a few logos.

Check out this Middle Eastern Geo. Thats gas efficiency for sure

The Cow Truck, cow power, may need to stop for grazing often.

Here is one of the down sides to the donkey mobile, You may overload it and it just won’t have the horsepower to get out of the situation.

Alligator car, this may be a bit dangerous

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Feline oddities - Sick looking kitty cats. Just like people, cats have their share of deformations">crazy deformations and birth defects. Below are some crazy looking cats, unfortunately, most did not live for more than a few hours. Usually, badly deformed babies are miscarried early on, but sometimes they are born and we all trip out on it….

Here is some crazy sick shit, Feline oddities - cyclops the kitty cat

cyclops kitten

 Another cyclops kitty

 This kitten has duplicated limbs. It’s almost like two separate bodies stuck back to back. I believe they could not be separated because they shared organs.

 Two face the fat cat

An old black and white of a two faced cat above. Below, well, it may be a hoax. The vet believes that the kittens below are merely stuck together due to dried fluids from birth. The reason for this not being real Siamese sextuplets is because they are all different colors and there is no way mama kitty could have squeezed that crazy mess out like that. makes sense to me. either way, a crazy mess to be in.

 This oddly deformed kitty cat had no facial features, no mouth or nose to even breathe with.

This cat not only has two heads, but 2 brains as well, from what I read. The owners claimed potty training was a serious problem.

 This cat, well, he may just have eaten too much

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This is a sick video and will most likely piss off any animal lover. This is a video from Iraq showing American soldiers having a bit of fun with the locals pets. I get so angry about shit like this, can’t these fools wait for the dog to leave before blowing up the explosives. The video is of the soldiers blowing up a dog in the street and having some fun doing it.  They must be bored, WTF?

If they do this to helpless dogs, you gotta wonder what the hell they are doing to the people. oh, wait, we already know. It really annoys me that the military allows this kind of behavior and only reprimands for it after the media has somehow gotten hold of the video. Of course, the reprimand is not for the actions but for leaking the incriminating video.

And unfortunately, fools like this reflect badly on the American military as a whole. These idiots stir up more hate from the locals and good soldiers pay the price with their lives.

Click Here to watch the sick Video of animal cruelty

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So who says cats and dogs don’t get along… not this male tiger. He is trying to start a new species of his own design. Tiger and doggie get it on. Click the image below to watch the video.

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So I saw some crazy pics of porcupine attacks and checked out more. One of the first few sites I came accross had a caption of  “the porcupine is not your friend”… OK, lets see why.

They are cute, look fuzzy and have 30k sharp quills that they like to leave you with  as a reminder.  It’s one hell of a sick as shit rodent I gotta say.  Anyway… this picture of the cute little babies looks well, way to cute (actually, that pic may be of baby hedgehogs, not really sure), and then they grow up and get an attitude.

Check out these sick and crazy pictures of these poor dogs who got the full wrath of a pissed off porcupine… some sick shit here…

Look close, this poor pooch opened his mouth and got a throat full of very sharp porcupine quills stuck in it. That may be one way for the porcupine to get the dog to quit barking.

 This pit bull just got shown the meaning of bad ass! Pit Bull VS. Porcupine, porcupine 20k and pit bull nil.

so what is this crazy woman thinking… refer back to top where “porcupine is not our friend” 

here are some more crazy pics of porcupine wrath

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more info about our not too good bud, the porcupine…

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OK, I will never take my kid to the circus again. After watching the circus Elephant training video, I don’t think it would be right contributing. Elephants are normally fair tempered and after this I can absolutely see why every now and then a few really pissed off ones turn on the trainers… prod, hit and prick me non stop and I would wanna trample some fool too, Hell, I gotta give most of them credit for being a few tons bigger, knowing they can squish em like a bug, and not doing it. These trainers must have a brain the size of a peanut for not seeing the danger in provoking an animal that can kill you in 2 seconds with little effort. That tiny cage isn’t even big enough for a person to live in, much less an elephant.

There have been some very bizarre elephant executions over trampled trainers, I can’t say I’m in tears over the trampling, but the bizarre elephant executions do get to me.

Click here to watch the Circus Elephant training abuse video

Circus Elephant abuse - elephant trainer beats the giant animal

 About this Video: Undercover video documents the abuse circus animals endure to become “broken” to perform in circuses. As this man repeatedly beats this animal, notice the elephants to the left react. In the wild these animals will roam miles and miles. Often taken from the wild at an early age, these majestic animals are beaten and confined to small spaces and often chained.

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I always find it odd how a mob can do what no single person ever would. An

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This video is one I just came across in my folders, I am not sure if it was ever posted but if it has, it certainly deserves another on the grounds of being some sick and way twisted shit. The video was shot in Fallujah at the start of what should have been a short war in Iraq and illustrates the shear hatred the “liberated” feel towards Bush and the US… the liberators. Let freedom ring, well, if the bell can be heard amidst the gunfire. Religious beliefs come through strongly here as the mob beats the charred bodies as a welcome to the afterlife. Yep, they prove that they can not only torture the living, but also the dead.

Click Here to see the sick video of the street mob

Sadly, the victims were soldiers and civilian diplomats who never deserved such a cruel and twisted fate. They were not the leaders or the men pulling the strings and raking in the profits, just people trying to follow orders and do a job. I guess angry mobs do not make a distinction between the sheep and the sheep herders, and, of course, the sheep herders have too many dogs around for anything like this to ever happen to them.

BTW, Fallujah is also the same city of the soft serve grenade

US troops seized tons of weaponry, from rifles to heavy bombs, from hand grenades to artillery rounds. The munitions were found in homes, mosques, cargo containers, bunkers and other sites.

Among the most novel finds: An ice-cream truck that had been converted into a mobile car-bomb factory, complete with all the parts and weaponry needed to turn any vehicle into a weapon on the spot.

Can I get my grenade dipped in chocolate please.

soft serve grenade

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Wow, life sure sucks at the moment for this very large walrus who gets into a scrap with what looks like a very hungry White Polar bear looking for his next large, very large, meal. Walrus annihilated by bear and the now very pink Polar bear wins by TKO and eats his prize. Wild Kingdom.

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One more time… Stupid Moose, move out of the trains way, foolio

Well, it’s not like they didn’t warn the moose, or tried to sneak up on it! The dumb ass Moose just wouldn’t freakin move! Moose Wreck… Hope he’s got good insurance, or didn’t have any expensive surgery" target="_blank">Lasik Eye Surgery done recently, because if he did, it’s all for nothing. Basically because I think his eyes are somewhere of in the woods as it was squashed like a grape! Why didn’t the Moose move?

Attack of the Moose

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