Those nutty Russians show the world they have the balls to express how they really feel.

Gary Kasparov press conference gets interrupted by a dickhead, seriously. Yep, they made a very literal statement with this prank.

During a rally staged by Kremlin critics, some pro-kremlin supporters pulled a stunt. They launched a flying penis across the room. The rest is pure sick comedy as people try to catch the pranksters “don’t be a big dick” chopper. I guess the prank got the results they hoped for. For a minute all cameras and eyeballs left the speaker for the amazing sight of a game of “catch the flying cock”. Funny thing is, everyone starred, but was hesitant to lose dignity in actually trying to catch it. Finally a brave man steps up, swats it like a fly and plays the cool hero.

Priceless.

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Tales of the great penis snatching of 2008 may be a bit exaggerated… or not. This may actually be a brilliant way to explain the small pecker to your girl…

“See honey, it used to be 12″, but that mutha up the street snatched 8″ from me.”

When in West Africa, watch out for those crazed you know what snatchers and keep a really close eye on the family jewels. Yep, 13 people have been arrested in Africa for stealing and/or shrinking penises that they wanted for themselves or maybe were envious of, talk about penis envy!

How did they do this… well, don’t ya know… Witchcraft!

The sorceres / witchdoctors would need a hardcore spell to shrink this bad boy.

This is some twisted shit for sure, Seems centuries later people are still getting arrested for witchcraft. And yes, the suspects were also extorting money in that old Chicago gangland method called “protection”.

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

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Hmmm, maybe a traffic light would work better at this busy intersection?

This fool is trying to direct traffic, but I think all the spinning around has him a bit confused. Luckily, the drivers seem to be ignoring his dizzy directions and going the right way.

I don’t think you can call it dancing. This really can’t be too safe for cars and traffic since he seems to be pointing them in all directions as he entertains himself dizzily. Silly dancing traffic cop, maybe not the ideal for auto safety at this busy intersection in the Philippines.

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This must be one of the funniest dumb criminal videos I have seen in a long time. I am still laughing about it. This dumb drunk tries to rob a liquor store and gets beat by bottles and flying debris in the process.

It’s hard to tell if he is just that stupid or just that drunk, either way it adds up to some sick shit. Poor drunk fool seems thankful when the police do arrive to rescue him from himself.

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Suspect allegedly threatens to turn tavern into drug haven unless he’s paid weekly.

WILKES-BARRE – Police Wednesday arrested a man suspected of threatening to turn a sports tavern and pizzeria into a drug haven unless he was paid $500 a week.

Dope Dealer Arested

Police said Wood entered the Pitcher’s Mound Pub and Pizzeria on Blackman Street and threatened bartender George Castiglia.

Castiglia told corrupt-police/">police Wood demanded $500 a week or he was going to begin selling illegal drugs at the tavern. Wood also threatened to harm Castiglia and his family, police said.

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Sittin here on a Sunday morning with not much to do, I am gonna check out what the rest of the world may do with its spare time.

This teen had nothing better to do this lovely day then go out and sever a hand or two off some infidel.

kid carries severed hand down street

This hot chick just had to show off her ass-ets. I wonder if she knew she had pus filled boil on her plump drumstick that resembles a face. Maybe its the image of Jesus Christ coming to us in the form of a biblical plague?

tub of lard with boils

These ladies put on the tiniest bikinis they had and posed for Sexy ?@! pictures. Can I order myself up a bride?

fat women in bikinis

This fool made himself the ultimate redneck hot tub.

red neck hot tub

How about going out and riding your bike. Now be sure to get a bike that weighs more than you do.

fat man does wheelie on bike

 And this fuzzy wuzzy doggie finally got the grooming he wanted.

matted fur on puppy

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American Idol star Kellie Pickler puts her wits to the test on national television in an attempt to prove that she is smarter than a 5th grader.

In this case the 25,000 dollar question came from a 3rd grade textbook, giving her a bit of a break. So what was the question that shocked her and brought her to the realization that what she believed her entire life about the world around her, was in fact a lie?

Well.. The question that stumped the pop princess was “Budapest is the capital of what European country?”

Long ago when the information about the world being round was released, people were shocked. All they knew about the world may have been incorrect.

Just like the people of old learned that they could not actually fall off the edge of the Earth, Kellie Pickler learned that she could not actually go shopping in the COUNTRY of Europe.

From the NY Times, an article about a writer trying to find out if Americans are afraid of knowledge or are they merely very tolerant of dipshits.

A popular video on YouTube shows Kellie Pickler, the adorable platinum blonde from “American Idol,” appearing on the Fox game show “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” during celebrity week. Selected from a third-grade geography curriculum, the $25,000 question asked: “Budapest is the capital of what European country?”

Ms. Pickler threw up both hands and looked at the large blackboard perplexed. “I thought Europe was a country,” she said. Playing it safe, she chose to copy the answer offered by one of the genuine fifth graders: Hungary. “Hungry?” she said, eyes widening in disbelief. “That’s a country? I’ve heard of Turkey. But Hungry? I’ve never heard of it.”Are Americans Hostile Towards Knowledge. Read the story

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Its gettin close to Xmas now, here are some more way sick xmas cards I found

Sick Christmas Cards Part II

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There seems to be a lack of instructors at the Afghanistan terror schools!

The afghanistan middle east taliba school of terror cartoon

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Yep, you heard that right. In a region where public hand holding was a crime punishable by stoning we now have new dating opportunities.

A new generation of computer savvy singles is hitting the World Wide Web and the “traditional Taliban” style of buying a wife from her father for 2 goats sight unseen is not your dads only option at a great economically sound union, you can now buy her from her father over the Internet.

For 3 goats and a camel you too can join the Taliban singles online community and meet like minded prospects.

This venture was started by a man who chooses to remain annonymous for fear of getting bombed by Bush, so we will just call him “Bob”.

Bob told us that he started this website after his advertisement on Ebay got removed.

“I had 3 daughters and no sons, they were worthless for plowing the fields and I needed strong son-in-laws or more goats. I put an ad on Ebay to sell all 3, but Ebay removed it. Damned western infidels. I than went to sleep upset and, praised be God, I was sent the idea in a dream.”

“Bob” now a successful on-line businessman, has 405 goats, 122 camels and has sold all 3 daughters.

dating and singles new taliban style jokes

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