What The hell is this crazy bitch thinking? Really now…. She goes on TV talking about Thanksgiving and her Turkey pardon while standing in a pool of turkey blood during an execution by beheading of the turkey’s family.

Now, did she really pardon some poor turkey or was it all a publicity stunt gone redneck? we’ll never know I guess.

Isn’t this just a plain dumb thing to do during a Turkey Pardon… not for Sarah I guess.

Check out the Palin Pardon Video with a blood soaked backdrop and a bird losing his head a few feet away… sick shit and yes, a gross video for sure…. GROSS STUPIDITY or just gross video.

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Bush Photochops - The Good, The Bad and The Shitty. You can hardly do a search for Bush anymore without getting all sorts of artistic political views in the form of photoshopped images. So here is a small collection of Bush photochops made by various internet artists with sick photoshop skills.

The full gallery link is below but here a a few of my sick picks from the bunch.

Check out the rest of the sick art and Bush PhotoChops Here

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Manipulation Accomplished

Texas Cowboy

F Everyone, I am the President, Ya Knows.

Silver Tongued Devil

Patriot Act

Bush War Machine from ArizonaRainMan

Check out the rest of the sick art and Bush PhotoChops Here

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I really need to stay away from reading the latest about the California Governator and his prison budgets… cuz, it really pisses me off! In a way, I really wanna know what is going on with our money, but then when I find out, I just get upset because its jacked and there seems to be little anyone can do to relieve popular hysteria that is allowing the large prison unions to suck us all dry.

The California Parole system is broken, but it is broken for a good reason, to line the pockets of the correction system unions with 6 figure salaries, people who would only be qualified to work at Jack-in-the-crack without them. I mean, you need tons of people to get tons in overtime and they make sure getting tons of people is no problem. Civil rights? hell, they got trumped by 100k+ salaries to idiots who flunked out of pre-school.

Seriously, the California prison system is one of the largest on the planet with the highest rate of paperwork and parole violators on the planet to match. The Governator just asked for billions more to build more California prisons so California can hire more cousins as guards and give people prison time on their parking tickets so more guards can buy those gas guzzling Hummers they seem to love. Hell, almost makes you wish you were related to a California prison guard, no need for education or even 1/2 a braincell, they take care of their own, ya know.

There is a family I know, if it wasn’t for the correction officer union they would all be on welfare and there is over a dozen of em. They make me sick, always saying how great it is to be able to vote for your own raises and be able to hire all your friends and family. Yep, they claim they vote on whether to get a raise or not… ahh, let me think about that one… “I vote not. California is in a budget crisis ya know… my new Maseratti can wait! DUHHH!”

The sad fact is that the California parole board makes it very hard for parolees to NOT get violated. Getting pulled over for a traffic ticket may get you a year and 3 years of parole no matter what the original sentence, is mandatory. Many people do more time on violations than the original offense, keeping the union fat and happy.

Many parolees are forced into crazy restrictions, even though they are now “free”. I just saw a story about a block of houses in the ghetto. It seems that the parole officers are FORCING the parolees to live there. Once there, they are not allowed to get back to work and are made to file for welfare, whether they want to or not. The welfare is to pay for the housing and the fleet of BMW’s (and all the gold teeth) the cousin, sorry, I mean the home owner wants.

They stack bunk beds 10 deep in the bedrooms and force the “free” men to stay there and pay rent with the welfare money that gets sent directly to the cousin, sorry, the homeowner. If the men have a home and a job to go to and actually leave… well, it’s a violation and another year in prison.

I talked to this kid, he was about 21, he told me he refused to go on welfare, he said he had a wife and child to take care of and if he did the welfare, they would take it out of HER paychecks from work (his wife), he was actually allowed to work (after many complaint letters) and tried to work but the job was 50 miles away from house and it took 2 hours on a bus to get to work. He said they refused to allow him to live closer to his job, seems it was just too much paperwork. Anyway, he is now back in prison because he was late coming back twice… 2 to 3 hours late… Once because of the bus and once because his boss needed some overtime. His wife and child? well, seems their home is now in foreclosure because she just can not pay all the bills alone. Child support? she gets none because “cousin” takes the welfare check. He needs a few more 140″ flat panel plasma tv’s, to give as gifts to the union members that set him up, fat, collecting welfare checks for 30 fools living in his 3 bedroom house. All thanks to the Governator and the State of California!

Here is a quote regarding this issue..

Whoa! Take a deep breath for a minute. I happen to be a Correctional Officer in a state institution that holds about 7200 inmates. I must say (and I am a progressive) that you don’t want these men back on the streets. Many can barely read, don’t have a work ethich other than selling dope, and are prone to violence. God knows what people are capable of doing while under the influence. Be careful what you pray for, you just may get it…

Funny how “ethic” is mis-spelled above from the original quote. That attitude sums us the California budget crisis in regards to the bloated prison population. “God forbid that someone who can not read, be taught how to read, hey, they would then be able to read the paperwork, point out the mis-spellings and maybe some other bullshit being spread on taxpayers.

Just throw them into the bottomless hole where they belong and do everything possible to keep them there for years after the original sentence was completed, drain dry the struggling taxpaying families, schools and social programs to lock up as many people as possible for as long as possible “. Speaking about being prone to violence… I saw some news piece some time back about the Corcoran prison guards who were setting up prison fights to the death for the sake of their own entertainment and gambling… Does that qualify as violent? Criminal sentencing needs to stay where it belongs, with the justice system, NOT the labor unions and their kin.
Unrealistic parole rules set as a blanket, regardless of the individual situation is insane. What is sick ass shit is that the only reason they make it impossible for the parolee’s to get back into society, work and family is to make sure the prisons stay FULL. Without full prisons, there would be no need for tons of overtime! It sickens me that every other state wants parolees to get to work and become self-sufficient while California forces them into insane conditions, all set up to bring them back into prison for the 3 years! WTF Taxpayers? We need school books NOT welfare for parolees that are not allowed to work.

Crazy thing is, that 21 year old kid also said that he tried smoking crack at the house for the first time ever(he was not into drugs, he went to prison over a stupid drunken braw). He said everyone is so bored that all there is left to do is dope. Thats great, my 28% of income tax is going into starting some kids drug problem and keeping up the neighborhood’s crack house. GO GO Governator!

wanna know more about the governator Arnie and the california budget due to intentional prison overcrowding to make a few rich? read this article about how much money California may waste as our school children lack the funds needed for things like…. books

This sums it all up, comment from another article about needing billions more yearly to build more prisons..

I find California’s prison system to be a “MONEY PIT”. And until they revise the Sentensing process and Parole System and get these parts out of the hands of the Prison Unions their will never be an answer. California has turned the Fox Loose in the Hen house.

Bro, the Union’s foxes seem to have penned up not just the hens, but every rooster, turkey and pigeon for their pluckings.

Making money hand over fist and still taking..

People need to be more educated in the real reason why more prison are being build. I college student and my research has been on the Prison Industrial Compex. PRISONS ARE THE NEW SLAVE TRADE. Fortune 500 and multi-billion dollar corporations such as McDonalds, Microsoft, Boeing, Sprint, Compaq, Toys R Us, and Revlon and Victoria ’s Secret use prison labor for packing, telemarketing, and manufacturing. Hattery, Angela and Smith, Earl. (2006) The prison industrial complex. Sociation Today, 4 (2).

Wow, I thought slavery was outlawed long ago, guess I was wrong… you can always use some more slaves, especially when you can charge taxpayers to keep them without them ever being the wiser.

http://www.ncsociology.org/sociationtoday/v42/prison.htm

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What the f@ck are these fools thinking in Texas? Not sure if this is real or fake, but it sounds about right for some of the thinking in that neighborhood.
I read today that the Texas GOB(Good Ole Boys) had a GOP meeting and had made these lovely pins asking the ridiculous question. I gotta admit, with some of the political intelligence that has come from the great state of Texas (GWB and friends), I can understand their confusion.

I have a better question to the GOP. Do you fools REALLY fund that shit or better yet, accept money from the hicks who dared even participate in that meeting? Scratch that, I already know the answer.

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Those nutty Russians show the world they have the balls to express how they really feel.

Gary Kasparov press conference gets interrupted by a dickhead, seriously. Yep, they made a very literal statement with this prank.

During a rally staged by Kremlin critics, some pro-kremlin supporters pulled a stunt. They launched a flying penis across the room. The rest is pure sick comedy as people try to catch the pranksters “don’t be a big dick” chopper. I guess the prank got the results they hoped for. For a minute all cameras and eyeballs left the speaker for the amazing sight of a game of “catch the flying cock”. Funny thing is, everyone starred, but was hesitant to lose dignity in actually trying to catch it. Finally a brave man steps up, swats it like a fly and plays the cool hero.

Priceless.

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Reading this, I really gotta say WTF?

Normally, I am on the other side of debates such as this, but this is ridiculous. Racial profiling or common sense? If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and looks like a duck… it must be a duck. right?

I am absolutely disgusted with this and even more disgusted with how every minority group now seems to scream “racism” when one of them is arrested doing something wrong.

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The southern Russian republic of Chechnya - surrounded on nearly all sides by Russian territory but also shares with neighbouring Georgia a remote border high in the Caucasus mountains.

The territory is rich in oil and has a population of about 1 million. Chechnya has two religions, Muslim and Christianity and has seen two wars within a little over a decade. The area is known for its organized crime, warlords and rebel factions.

The rebels have sworn another so called holy war against Russian dominion. The region is said to have had civilian casualties of 50k to 100k in the decade of war.

Picture gallery of Fighting over Chechnya and of the Russian school massacre

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Chechnya - shooting at vehicles

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If you have not seen Zeitgeist yet, check it out. The movie is full length and runs almost 2 hours but worth the time.

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This is a very, very graphic video of the execution of Nick Berg in the Middle East by terrorists. Nick or Nicholas Berg was a young man in his twenties who was brutally murdered by monsters who call themselves “God Fearing” and “religious”. He was one of the first of what became a very sick trend of hostage killings in the MIddle East by the hands of sick and twisted militant groups.

About Nicholas Berg from Wikipedia

Nicholas Berg (April 2, 1978 – May 7, 2004) was an American businessman seeking telecommunications work in Iraq after the US invasion of Iraq. He was abducted and later beheaded in May 2004 by militants. The CIA claimed that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Berg.
The decapitation, the first of a series of such killings of foreign hostages in Iraq, received worldwide attention because it was videotaped, and the footage was subsequently released on the Internet

His killers claimed that his death was carried out to avenge abuses of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. soldiers at Abu Ghraib prison. Berg’s father, Michael Berg blames George W. Bush for his son’s death. After attending a forgiveness class at Immaculata University, Michael Berg developed forgiveness toward Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and those directly involved in the beheading.

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Here is the link to the infamous video of the Nick Berg execution

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So when people think about sick shit, most think of tortures, executions, blood and gore… What about a lie?

Maybe lie is the wrong word, illusion is more correct. Most people do not see illusions as sick shit, but I do. And unlike most magician’s illusions that are entertaining and harmless, this one has cost hundreds of thousands of lives, allowed the top 1% to get richer at the cost of the bottom 99% (from Wikipedia, Bio… our economy for last 8 years - information available suggests that the standard of living has increased on all rungs of the socio-economic strata — with the bulk of income gains having gone to the top 1%, whose share of income has increased substantially.. regarding the Bush 1.3 trillion tax cut that took the budget from surplus into deficit).

So how does one go about building the perfect image? Well, for most of us, we look, listen, read and learn from prior mistakes.

That even seems to work for the President of the United States.

Yep, that I am just a hard-working, middle-class family man, trying to put food on the table, don’t ask me the Indian Prime Ministers name ‘cuz I don’t know, st..st..st..Studdering “say what” dumbfounded look, took some practice.

It’s an image put together by the very sharp minds of some NON working-class and NOT so typical Yale graduates.

This is the story of how George W. Bush got SO DUMB, and NO, he was not born that way as most would think. Proof of that may come from his SAT score, 1200+ range, 1300 is good enough for MENSA.

George W. Bush is a far cry from the man he has tailored himself to represent. George W. Bush was born into the Elite, a family of great wealth, power and political pull. He had every advantage imaginable, went to the top prep schools and Universities and some say was already a millionaire in Elementary school due to stock in his daddy’s oil companies. Most American 10 year olds do not own a million shares of daddy’s oil companies.

So how did this very rich kid, who never had to work a day in his life and was able to ditch the draft because of his families “political pull” end up being the “typical middle-class good ‘ole boy from Texas”? It takes a serious image makeover considering George was not even born in Texas.

George W. was born in New Haven, Connecticut and moved to Texas due to his families’ oil interests. Not the Texas farm boy we all imagine. Actually, his first time stepping foot on a farm was in his 30’s during a campaign in the 1970’s.

As a teen and young adult, George W. Bush went to Yale and later Harvard. His time there seems to have been spent partying at the Frat house.

Bush never went to Vietnam; instead, with the help of his family, he entered the Texas Air National Guard.

Bush was immediately accepted into the Guard, where he kept getting promoted ending up in the 11th Fighter Interceptor Squadron ahead of long waiting lists with more qualified applicants. I guess it pays to have family in high places with lots of money.

At a sad time when most American families saw their sons coming home in body bags or worse, the Bush son was in no danger. So, again… not the typical middle-class American.

With 2 years left to go, Bush was grounded for “his failure to accomplish annual medical examination.” Either he never showed up, or he failed the physical. Some people speculate that he failed due to a drug test, but we will never know because those records are sealed. I am not sure if anyone knows what he did for those last two years other than Bush himself, all we know is he never did go overseas with the rest of the American boys.

Afterwards, George W. tried his hand in oil. His companies sank and each time his company drowned, he got bailed out by “friends” of the family in the way of buyouts and mergers.

George Bush Sr. was now in the White House and everyone wanted to help out the President’s son. Being the President’s son gave him an advantage at corporate fundraising. He was also known to have been a party boy and had a knack for remembering everyone’s name, both traits work well for raising money.

In the late 1970’s Bush decided to run for office, maybe because he was bored or even pressure from his dad. He never seemed to care about politics before. Either way, he made many mistakes and learned from them.

At a forum, Bush told the crowd: “Today is the first time I’ve been on a real farm.” That didn’t exactly impress the rural voters.

He also showed himself jogging, again, not impressing the voters who did not jog nor had time to do so.

In the debates, Bush tried his best to come off sounding smart and serious. He made references to complicated economic policies. Difficult as it may be to believe now, many voters in the 1978 campaign were turned off by George W. Bush’s overt intelligence. They figured him for some kind of brainiac.

That sounds funny now, George W. Bush, seen as an Elitist “brainiac” who is so out of touch with constituents as to have never stepped on a farm while living in cowboy country.

So now, lets fast-forward to his Presidential campaign. George W. Bush now knows that looking too “smart” is not going to get him elected. He now knows that he cannot look too polished, too rich, or refined because most Americans will not relate. He may have a knack for remembering everyone’s name, but most Americans do not know the name of the Indian Prime Minister or do they care about the names of foreign heads of State. Most Americans are working class people who do not know what its like to be rich, they worry about finances and they worry about feeding the kids and losing the house. George W. will have to do his best to pretend to be one of them, and a great job he did at that!

During his presidential campaign he did not make the same mistakes as he did in the 70’s. He went as far as convincing most Americans that he was that working-class Texas farm boy.

It’s a great illusion and better than any of the great magicians could ever pull off. The illusion is so good, that even knowing the facts of the Bush family, most people still see him as the “middle-class” workingman.

That dumbfounded “I can’t remember” look works completely to his advantage. His opponents underestimate him for it and his followers believe it.

As a society we are conditioned to believe that clumsiness, stupidity and naive ness go with honesty while intelligence goes with dishonesty, scheming and conniving.

Even in Hollywood movies, the above holds true. We have the mad scientist, the evil genius and the lovable honest, clumsy hero.

What does it say about Americans as a whole? Well, that we tend to mistrust the smart and the smartest thing someone can do is make them selves look stupid. It seems crazy, but it is true. Americans are intimidated by intellect and if you want to appeal to middle America, you better dumb yourself down to a “lovable” non-intimidating level.

George W. Bush did it right. He transformed himself publicly into the bumbling, “honest” man and got a county to follow his family’s oil interests. Followed the oil all the way to the Middle East like his dad did before him, and, following family tradition, turned nations to ruble.

Well, at least we can assume that he has now paid off those family debts for decades of favors. Hopefully the large oil companies and other contractors are now paid. Too bad, his debts have cost the world 100’s of thousands of lives.

George W. Bush… should not only go down in the history books as America’s 43-rd President, but also as one of the great illusionists and quick change artists of our modern age. Following Hollywood’s lead into America’s perception of the “working-class”, honest, lovable, hero, George W. created the perfect Presidential image.

Sick shit illusion? or is George W. Bush the average “working middle class” man? you decide.

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