Here are some sick and twisted jobs you may want to stay away from… The following are either people with really sick jobs or just people doing a really sick job.

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Target holder

Here is a crazy sick job, what would his title be? Or better yet, what was his price?

Check this one out, the deodorant tester / armpit sniffer. WTF? Yep, this looks like something they would have done in the 1950’s.

Elephant pooper scooper

Basket Bicycle delivery, a bit overloaded maybe

How about this crazy sick job, car cleaner (in g-string) at the mud derby, I think she has a lot of work ahead of her.

Sick Job, Human Pie target

Purple penguin, not liking his job today

The protester, and hey, this fool may be worse off than the others, he is most likely not even being paid. This is like sick volunteering.

Pollution inspector. That just seems like a really dirty job and yes, some sick shit running through his fingers

Cow transport - when you have no truck, just improvise

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What the f@ck are these fools thinking in Texas? Not sure if this is real or fake, but it sounds about right for some of the thinking in that neighborhood.
I read today that the Texas GOB(Good Ole Boys) had a GOP meeting and had made these lovely pins asking the ridiculous question. I gotta admit, with some of the political intelligence that has come from the great state of Texas (GWB and friends), I can understand their confusion.

I have a better question to the GOP. Do you fools REALLY fund that shit or better yet, accept money from the hicks who dared even participate in that meeting? Scratch that, I already know the answer.

Popularity: 38%

asian facial piercing festival

This is beyond sick and extreme piercing, these fools are just sewering themselves with, skewers. This is actually done at an Asian vegetarian festival, go figure.

This is very bizarre and just sick shit. Weird world of bizarre face piercing at the Chinese Vegetarian Festival.

Now skewers is not the only thing these fools pierce their face and lips with. In the second video, these fools are trying to stick a rather large meet hook, or some kind of spiked hook through the side of this mans face…. way, way, bizarre and sick piercings.

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Those nutty Russians show the world they have the balls to express how they really feel.

Gary Kasparov press conference gets interrupted by a dickhead, seriously. Yep, they made a very literal statement with this prank.

During a rally staged by Kremlin critics, some pro-kremlin supporters pulled a stunt. They launched a flying penis across the room. The rest is pure sick comedy as people try to catch the pranksters “don’t be a big dick” chopper. I guess the prank got the results they hoped for. For a minute all cameras and eyeballs left the speaker for the amazing sight of a game of “catch the flying cock”. Funny thing is, everyone starred, but was hesitant to lose dignity in actually trying to catch it. Finally a brave man steps up, swats it like a fly and plays the cool hero.

Priceless.

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I have no idea how this craziness  even happened, but OMG, this is one of the grossest things I have seen. No idea if its real or fake , but , excuse me for a minute while I throw up.

worm in eye

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This is one sick lawnmower accident, hand gets cut up by lawnmower, thumbs up for safety

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Tales of the great penis snatching of 2008 may be a bit exaggerated… or not. This may actually be a brilliant way to explain the small pecker to your girl…

“See honey, it used to be 12″, but that mutha up the street snatched 8″ from me.”

When in West Africa, watch out for those crazed you know what snatchers and keep a really close eye on the family jewels. Yep, 13 people have been arrested in Africa for stealing and/or shrinking penises that they wanted for themselves or maybe were envious of, talk about penis envy!

How did they do this… well, don’t ya know… Witchcraft!

The sorceres / witchdoctors would need a hardcore spell to shrink this bad boy.

This is some twisted shit for sure, Seems centuries later people are still getting arrested for witchcraft. And yes, the suspects were also extorting money in that old Chicago gangland method called “protection”.

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

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Ancient Chinese secret… how to change a girl into a boy, may need to remain a secret since it does not seem to work. It seems some not too well intentioned grandparents broke out the voodoo books and metal pins and may have tried their hands at the old wives tale cure for that horrible Asian birth defect, femaleatosis. That particular plague seems to effect 1/2 the population. Anyway, the pin cushion/human voodoo doll cure, did not work as well as they had hoped for. Sorry grandma and grandpa, still have a granddaughter, maybe they should have removed the pins after a few hours of baby crying and yet no miraculous change in gender.

Here is the original story… Doctors in China have saved the life of a woman who had 26 pins and needles inserted into her body when she was a child in an apparent attempt to change her sex to a boy.

human pin cushion

The objects were discovered when the 29-year-old woman, named in local papers as Luo Cuifen, went to hospital for a check-up after she started experiencing blood in her urine.

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From the same type of sickly looking cartoons that brought us celebrity death match and the crazy kung fu chickens, we have this not yet classic where we get cute animated children playing with Satan. Hey, I think this is brilliant.

Too bad so many adults still can not seem to realize that animation does not always mean “Children’s cartoon”. Jeez, I know this claymation toon is  older, but we are in the age of “Robot Chicken” and “South Park”.

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Hmmm, maybe a traffic light would work better at this busy intersection?

This fool is trying to direct traffic, but I think all the spinning around has him a bit confused. Luckily, the drivers seem to be ignoring his dizzy directions and going the right way.

I don’t think you can call it dancing. This really can’t be too safe for cars and traffic since he seems to be pointing them in all directions as he entertains himself dizzily. Silly dancing traffic cop, maybe not the ideal for auto safety at this busy intersection in the Philippines.

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