I would like to thank all of our readers who come back to, well… our sick sites. We are now migrating to a better system to allow for our growth and try to get the various categories under one umbrella, so to speak.The new site will be found at http://justsickshit.com/sick and we will be moving stuff daily ’till done, it may take some time due to the spread out nature of the way JSS was originally designed (we are changing that).

Again, I want to thank everyone who comments and contributes their opinions … even JewRock, who seems to be well hated across the board… I still thank your dumb ass.

and check out the new just sick shit http://justsickshit.com/sick (not yet done, but kickin ass anyway).

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JustSickShit.com is migrating to a new layout and a new format. During the migration shit may be a bit off, but within the next week or two JustSickShit.com should be fully changed over to the new format.

With the new JSS, many new features will be introduced along with much better navigation and video systems. So excuse the crazy mess during this transitional period and enjoy all the cool new shit we are adding as fast as we can.

In the meantime, both sites are active, the old and the new.

Check out the New JustSickShit.com 

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We know gas prices are getting high, here are a few very green alternatives to gas.
Benifits are huge… Your fuel bill is in the form of hay. No need to worry about mechanical or electrical malfunctions and replacing the engine only takes a minute.

You can also make your donkey car look cool and stylish by adding a few logos.

Check out this Middle Eastern Geo. Thats gas efficiency for sure

The Cow Truck, cow power, may need to stop for grazing often.

Here is one of the down sides to the donkey mobile, You may overload it and it just won’t have the horsepower to get out of the situation.

Alligator car, this may be a bit dangerous

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I wonder if this optical illusion print comes in a wallpaper? This crazy shit makes me dizzy just glancing at it….

Can you imagine using this for your walls? I wonder how long it wold take to go totally insane? This pattern is so cool, even with only a few lines showing the thing still moves. This isn’t a sick vid, this is actually just a jpeg, a still image of nothing more than squares of 2 sizes and 4 colors but the pattern and color combo totally mess with my eyes making it hard to really focus on anything other than the waves moving through the image… It’s a pretty crazy pattern for sure.

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I wonder how one goes about discovering a talent such as this? There are millions of artists, but there is only 1 Pricasso, or at least his website says something like that.

This cat can paint a portrait in 20 minutes using his prick as the brush and his butt cheecks to cover larger areas with paint. That is some sick artistic shit.

A few samples of his talented prick paintings.

The pope with friends in Australia… wow, I wish I had that for my wall

Prick portrait - painting the prick… ah, I mean painting with his prick.

george bush portrait

 

Check out this video of Pricasso at work. BTW, If you want a Pricasso masterpiece of your own, you can get one at pricasso.com

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Every now and then you come across a product that really makes you wonder about whether its totally cool or sickly stupid. Either way, I love this shit.

So here’s the sales pitch…

 With this incredible invention, you can get a fierce tattoo as quick and easy as putting on a shirt. Just slip one of these Tattoo Sleeves over your arm and you’ll be the envy of every dock worker and biker chick for miles around.

and, the testimonial…

Tattoo Sleeves have changed our lives. Now, when we walk through warehouse districts and dark alleyways, people see our tattoos and get out of the way.

As a bonus..

When you turn 30 and need to get a real job, you’ll save yourself thousands on laser removal.

For $11.89 you and a buddy can get matching tattoos, they are sold in 2 packs. What a bargain. The downside, is that you will need to take your shopping to Stupid.com and have that appear on your credit card statement.

check it out

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What the….

You really gotta wonder how one locomotive ends up parked atop another.  This is some mind boggling sick shit here

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What the f@ck are these fools thinking in Texas? Not sure if this is real or fake, but it sounds about right for some of the thinking in that neighborhood.
I read today that the Texas GOB(Good Ole Boys) had a GOP meeting and had made these lovely pins asking the ridiculous question. I gotta admit, with some of the political intelligence that has come from the great state of Texas (GWB and friends), I can understand their confusion.

I have a better question to the GOP. Do you fools REALLY fund that shit or better yet, accept money from the hicks who dared even participate in that meeting? Scratch that, I already know the answer.

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Ewwww, this is some sick shit, I hope some of these are photoshopped cus this is beyond ridiculous. Steroid freaks of beyond natural explanation. Mother nature may be  throwing up right now, but hey, to each their own. The ridiculous and bizarre competitive spirit.

For more disgusting images of steroid freaks click here

steroid freak

How does he lower his arms?

steroid freaks of non nature

Anabolic Steroids - Commonly prescribed in the treatment of female breast cancer, androgen deficiency, and for stimulation of growth, weight gain, and red blood cell production. These are commonly known as “anabolic steroids” because they promote muscle growth. They are also commonly used to help patients recover from a surgery and cancer treatment that resulted in damage to muscle tissue.

From a bodybuilding site:

The number 1 myth about professional bodybuilding is…

You can get as big as a pro bodybuilder without taking steroids; it just takes longer.

Despite what many of the magazines say, all professional bodybuilders use either steroids or steroids in combination with other growth-enhancing drugs. Without manipulating hormones, it just isn’t possible to get that degree of muscularity, the paper-thin skin, and the continuing ability to pack on mass, despite sometimes having poor workout habits and relative ignorance of the principles involved that many pro bodybuilders have. Many supplement distributors, in order to sell their products, would have you believe otherwise.

Still, that’s no reason to give up.

Yep, no reason to give up at all, just join the club. You too can shrink your nut sack to the size of sun dried raisins, get in line for a kidney transplant, and compete for Mr. bizarre-o 2009.  Well, if you don’t mind reliving pubescent acne 100 fold.

 For more disgusting images of steroid freaks click here

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I have no idea how this craziness  even happened, but OMG, this is one of the grossest things I have seen. No idea if its real or fake , but , excuse me for a minute while I throw up.

worm in eye

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